Sweat suits- God help us all

Thank God these things are finally going out of fashion.  When did it become ok to walk around in your pajamas.  Sweats are for two things and two things only- sleeping and the gym.  That's it, not airplanes, not the supermarket, not brunch, not anything else!  Sure, they're comfy but so are your blue jeans.  Remember when people used to get dressed up to fly?  No, neither do I but I'm told they did.

There is really nothing flattering about a matching track suit.  Yeah, when I call it a track suit it makes you think twice, right?  That's what it is, a track suits.  Track suits are for well, the track and senior citizens.  Not a senior citizen then sorry, it's for exercise only.

Writing on your butt.  The fact that I have to mention this, especially in relation to the already mostly unacceptable sweat suit is amazing.  I don't care if you are a cutie, a dancer or whatever else you feel the need to proclaim across your bottom, just don't.  Many women don't like people looking at their butts yet they'll put a word back there, um no.  And even if you do have a fabulous butt let it speak for itself in a pair of great jeans or a skirt, don't worry you don't need to label your butt for people to know it's cute.